Monday, 06 July 2009
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Another Reason to Avoid Potato Chips
Last night I dreamed about the latest way the American government is going to raise taxes, so here is your heads up.
They are placing a 6 mil tax on /cr/.
Yes. You read it here first. Every time you use a /cr/ it will cost you six mils.
So. The practical applications.
1) Buy yourself a good thesaurus. You will not want to use words like "crown," "crouch," "crowd"...
and
2) No more potato chips. Every **ispy **unch will be double taxed.
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So, when does this tax become effective? Will it be a retro-tax? Do you have to worry about a 30-mil tax on this blog?
@GopherBrane - Yes. You have hit on some of the critical unanswered questions. I am hoping someone like YourFriendMe can kick in with some expert answers.
I dreamed that I gained the properties of an apple tree last night.
Maybe from sale of apples I can help you with your taxes?
**azy, **ackbrained **ackpots **eating **ummy bureau**atic **iterion **imping / **amping **itical des**iptions.
Re**eant mis**eants **afting **uel **isis: a**idly, a**robatically, indis**riminately, in**ementally in**easing **ippling **isis.
In**edulously , **edible **itics de**y **iminal **ossbred s**awnily **aniated aristo**atic **onies **ude **usade mi**omanaging **eativity.
· S**abble s**upulous: s**ap!
· **oss-examine, s**utinise, **itique **uddy s**ivener’s s**ibble!
· **inge **ossly!
· s**eam “S**am s**appy s**oungers! S**ap s**impy, s**ooge-like s**amble!”
· S**eechingly **y a**imoniously! “De**epit de**ee dese**ating **ème de la **ème -- ma**ocosmic massa**e -- **ucifying **ucible -- unsa**ed sa**ifices -- ne**omancer’s ne**osis!”
· s**eam a**oss mi**ophones! “S**am indis**eet, **aven **otchety se**etaries / bureau**ats!”
@AnyasFriendMe - you are **azy!
Oh... my.... gracious.
No wonder I don't think the folks at COLLEGE are all that odd...